You ever wake up under the world with no memory, surrounded by Minecraftians yelling about prophecies, lava raids, and a creeper apocalypse? Yeah, me too. Season Five of The Noob Years starts exactly like that — with me being dragged out of the dark by my old friend UltimateSword5, who insists I’m some kind of hero. I don’t remember saving anyone, but apparently, I used to be pretty good at it. So while I try to figure out who I am again, Angel Valley decides to catch fire.
Let me tell you, “The Hellfire Gang” is not a friendly name. These raiders torch everything, laugh about it, and somehow manage to make even phantoms look polite. Half the village went up in flames before I could find my bow. And as if that wasn’t bad enough, some mysterious red corruption called The Glitch started spreading around the Nether portal like it was invited. It’s fine. Everything’s fine. Just another day in Diamodia.
Somewhere between monster hunts, rebuilding burnt houses, and dodging lava bolts, I started remembering bits of who I was — friends, battles, maybe a witch named Worla who definitely owes me an apology. It’s weird being a skeleton with an existential crisis, but you roll with it. Especially when your life keeps looping back to prophecies about crimson worlds and creeper kings.
If you’ve survived this long in my diary series, you’re officially tougher than half the mobs in the Nether. The Full Season Five Box Set has all six episodes — one long saga of rebuilding, rediscovering, and refusing to die (again). 128,000 words of Minecraft adventure, Free on KU, full of explosions, memory loss, and questionable decisions. You know… typical Skeleton Steve stuff.
Minecraft Diary of Skeleton Steve the Noob Years – FULL Season Five (5)
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Season 5 Episode 1
Welcome to Angel Valley
Lost and alone without his memory, Skeleton Steve awakens to darkness and confusion at the bottom of the world once again. He can’t even remember who he is! Then, when he’s quickly captured by several powerful Minecraftians, he’s even more confused! It turns out that the expedition force is led by UltimateSword5, Skeleton Steve’s friend from back when he was stuck in the Sleeping City the last time, and the Minecraftians are down there looking for him! What luck!
But with his mind wiped by the Wither Lord in the nether, Skeleton Steve struggles to reclaim his identity, even in the safety and prosperity of the beautiful and hidden Angel Valley. And as he meets many new Minecraftian friends and gets involved in their lives, will this new sanctuary be enough to help our hero remember who he is and what he was doing before he was killed? Skeleton Steve once helped UltimateSword5 escape the depths. Now, will Ulti be able to help him in turn?
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Season 5 Episode 2
The Hellfire Gang
After proving his worth by helping to defend Angel Valley from a sudden phantom attack, Skeleton Steve is granted permission to stay in town with Ulti as he recovers his lost memory. And even though he was initially met with suspicion by many of the Minecraftians in the village, he’s starting to feel a little more accepted!
But on a pretty easy-going day hanging out with Ulti’s friend Astro on the village farm, Skeleton Steve learns of a gloomy prophecy involving the terrible monsters known as the Glitch. And when an invading Minecraftian force calling themselves the Hellfire Gang suddenly raids the village at sundown, he and Astro are right in the line of fire! As Angel Valley begins to burn, will Skeleton Steve and Astro survive the skirmish? And what will they do when the Hellfire Gang returns?
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Season 5 Episode 3
Monster Hunting with Minecraftians
After a very fiery surprise-attack on Angel Valley led by the mysterious EnderNic and his Hellfire Gang, the Minecraftians around Skeleton Steve are in a panic. Several of his new friends are now homeless and without beds, and the village’s storage complex has been burned to the ground. The town’s leaders want to send a special expedition out into the wilderness to hunt mobs and gather supplies, and Skeleton Steve’s on the team!
As Angel Valley struggles to rebuild and fortify the town’s defenses, Skeleton Steve helps his new friends as he still struggles to regain his memories. But will monster hunting be enough to replenish the supplies that were lost in the invasion? And what if the Hellfire Gang attacks again while several of the warriors are gone?
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Season 5 Episode 4
Once Again Into the Nether
While killing a little time before an important mission, Skeleton Steve learns about his part in a coming prophecy about a witch, a creeper, and a world swallowed by crimson. The news definitely puts a dampener on his fun of fishing with his friends! Then, it’s back into the nether again, but our forgetful hero doesn’t realize that he’s been there before.
To make matters worse, what’s supposed to be a fairly easy mission to harvest supplies for the town’s defenses takes a dark turn when Skeleton Steve and the Minecraftians discover something wrong with the fiery underworld; something red and … glitchy. Worse still, the problem seems to be spreading out of control…
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Season 5 Episode 5
Journey with the Mantis
Tensions are high in Angel Valley. The Hellfire Gang has attacked the town twice, and every mission that Skeleton Steve and his new friends have attempted to gather needed supplies have ended up unsuccessful. What’s worse is that the last mission to the Nether has revealed an infection of The Glitch spreading near Angel Valley’s nether portal!
Now, Skeleton Steve and UltimateSword5 are tasked with traveling to the south to try trading with a witch for potion ingredients that they need—a witch named Worla. The name ‘Worla’ seems very familiar to Skeleton Steve and he doesn’t know why. But when a mysterious assassin shows up with deadly intentions, will Skeleton Steve and Ulti survive? And will they get the stuff that Angel Valley needs?
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Season 5 Episode 6
The Staff of Banishing
The Season FIVE Finale!!
Skeleton Steve, UltimateSword5, and LegoWarrior70 have made it back to Angel Valley just in time to help defend the town from a full-scale invasion. The battle is fierce and everyone is put to the test! Who will win? Skeleton Steve and his powerful Minecraftian friends? Or the fearsome and determined lava-slinging, fire-wielding raider army known as the Hellfire Gang?
When an opportunity presents itself to counter-attack the Hellfire Gang’s secret base directly, will Skeleton Steve and his new friends survive the deadly mission? How does Astro’s prophecy involve our hero? And what’s going on with the Glitch showing up in Diamodia again?! Where will Skeleton Steve go from here?
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