Ever wake up in total darkness, half-buried under gravel, and realize you’re still alive? Yeah, me neither—until Season 3. The “Noob Years” might sound like a funny title, but this one’s no joke. I opened my eyes (metaphorically speaking—no eyelids, remember) to find myself deep underground with something whispering through the stone: We are the Glitch… Not exactly the relaxing start to a new season I was hoping for.

I’ve heard plenty of stories about corrupted mobs—zombies that phase through walls, spiders that hiss in binary—but this time, I wasn’t just hearing the rumors. I was running from them. Every corner of those tunnels felt wrong, like the code of the world itself was coming apart. Writing this part of my diary, I could practically hear the cracks in reality humming through my bones. (And trust me, that’s not a good sound.)

This episode kicks off what might be my most dangerous journey yet. No sword, no friends, no torches—just me, my wits, and an endless labyrinth of infected creatures trying to delete me. It’s dark, it’s weird, and it’s got more chills than a cave full of creepers with trust issues.

If you’ve ever wanted to see how a skeleton handles a full-on world meltdown, Diary of Minecraft Skeleton Steve the Noob Years – Season 3, Episode 1 is your ticket to chaos. It’s all part of my Minecraft Diary Series, and yep—it’s Free on KU. Just remember… if you start hearing “We are the Glitch,” maybe close the book and back away from your crafting table. 🧠💀

Diary of Minecraft Skeleton Steve the Noob Years – Season 3 Episode 1 (Book 13)

The Season 3 Premiere!!

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The Glitch

We are the Glitch…
We are the Glitch…

Waking up alone in the dark, at the bottom of the world, Skeleton Steve is confounded to still be alive. And where the heck is he?! But after finding a strange and dreadful red portal, covered with dirt blocks, our hero finds that he has a lot more to worry about then being lost far underground! The dark and narrow tunnels he finds himself trapped in is full of killer mobs infected with the Glitch virus–and Skeleton Steve is helpless and unarmed!

Even if our hero manages to stay ahead of the afflicted monsters, how will he manage to get out of this dark and terrifying maze of stone corridors alive? And with murderous Glitch mobs of all sorts hot on his bony heels, without any tools or weapons, how can Skeleton Steve ever hope to get back to the surface and find his friends??

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